Monday 26 March 2007
Eminem, Ex-Wife, Agree to Be Agreeable
Who is Eminem?
The guy who rapped some funnies!
Called a truce with wife.
Eminem is back in the news, and this time for a reason other than hearing one of his new mediocre rap groups that mentions his name in every one of their songs for some kind of hope of credibility. (It doesn't work, sorry) Never the less, Eminem and EX-wife Kim have come to an agreement not to insult each other over the media... This news is good on a number of fronts. Primarily for his daughter, who is now 11 and surely already scarred after hearing a song about Em stuffing his pregnant wife into a trunk and killing her, maybe I'm mixing up my Eminem ballads, screw it, it's not important. What IS important is that we will not have to endure another Eminem album because this guarentees that he will have no more content to write songs about, seeing as at least 4 songs on each album have a strong message either to Kim or obviously about Kim.
Let's all raise a glass and toast to the mental health of their 11-year old daughter Hailey.
Sunday 25 March 2007
Britney Spears Out of Rehab, Out on the Town in Fishnets
Brit seen in fishnets!
Could she be out and whoring?
Just in a dance class.
Click here for full story.
Britney is out on the town again, sporting brand new contact lenses. I'm not sure what to think about these... Obviously any of her natural appeal is gone, her brown wig looks plain and her fake blue contact lenses sparkle covering up the welling tears of what has turned into a turbulent life at such a young age. All that personal crap aside, what I want to know is how her contract stands... What does her record label do in these times?? Is this helping them at all? Surely they can profit somehow from this misfortune... nobody ever tries to step in when a pop star goes to shambles. So is she just washed up and dead to them OR do they get some kind of revenue from picture sales or what. Surely her movie or CD sales are not climbing with this fiasco. Maybe they are banking on the rights to her eventual best selling biography. Yeah, that's gotta be it.
These are the things that plague me... How are the intelligent people at her record label taking this massive problem and turning it into an asset.
Check out Brits new contacts here
Saturday 24 March 2007
Anna Nicole Smith Case: Stern Given Chance to Appeal DNA Results
Anna is long gone
But who will get her baby?
We should know next week!
Click here for the full story. The real question seems to be which greedy bastard (potential) father is going to get a heaping pile of cash! Or maybe I am just a cold hearted, soul less human being to come to that conclusion.... Yeah, that's probably it. I'm sure these guys have only the best interest in mind for the little baby girl.
Christ...I can't wait for the next act of this clown show to begin!! Bring it on Circus Circus, you can't hang with this!!
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World's Fattest Man In Mexico
I just want to sing...
"Fat guy with a little wrist..."
Sing it with me now!
Click here for full coverage of this worlds fattest man and his quest to lose hundreds of pounds. For some reason, I really feel like using him as a crash pad. Or just bouncing on him or something..
Surely he has more cushioning than a traditional crash mat.
Safe back flips, here I come!
Thursday 22 March 2007
Man auctions permanent advertising tattoo on back of neck
This guy is crazy
Who sells ad space on their neck?
Just get some adsense!
Click here for story, or search 5657013788 ID on Ebay.
Wednesday 21 March 2007
Tuesday 20 March 2007
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END on Yahoo! Movies
Captain Jack is back
What will happen at World's End?
Find out in late May.
Click here to see the trailer!
What will happen at World's End?
Find out in late May.
Click here to see the trailer!
Monday 19 March 2007
Playing Music Makes You Smart
New research confirms
Playing music makes you smart.
I don't play music......
Click here for full story.
Playing music makes you smart.
I don't play music......
Click here for full story.
Brainiacs Succeed in Mapping 248-Dimensional Object
Math problems are tough!
This one is the toughest yet
But these nerds solved it.
Click here for full story.
This one is the toughest yet
But these nerds solved it.
Click here for full story.
Sunday 18 March 2007
High-tech slots could transform gambling
Slots make so much cash
High-tech ones mean just one thing,
There goes my pay-check
Click here for full story
High-tech ones mean just one thing,
There goes my pay-check
Click here for full story
Huge ice deposits found at south pole (Mars)
Water found on Mars
This can lead to just one thing,
Hockey night on Mars!
Click here for the full story
This can lead to just one thing,
Hockey night on Mars!
Click here for the full story
Politics - Bush looking to Veto!
Uh oh! Look out guys.
Bush wields the VETO hammer!
Is he going to strike??
Click here for the full story.
Bush wields the VETO hammer!
Is he going to strike??
Click here for the full story.
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