Eminem, Ex-Wife, Agree to Be Agreeable

Who is Eminem?
The guy who rapped some funnies!
Called a truce with wife.



Eminem is back in the news, and this time for a reason other than hearing one of his new mediocre rap groups that mentions his name in every one of their songs for some kind of hope of credibility. (It doesn't work, sorry) Never the less, Eminem and EX-wife Kim have come to an agreement not to insult each other over the media... This news is good on a number of fronts. Primarily for his daughter, who is now 11 and surely already scarred after hearing a song about Em stuffing his pregnant wife into a trunk and killing her, maybe I'm mixing up my Eminem ballads, screw it, it's not important. What IS important is that we will not have to endure another Eminem album because this guarentees that he will have no more content to write songs about, seeing as at least 4 songs on each album have a strong message either to Kim or obviously about Kim.

Let's all raise a glass and toast to the mental health of their 11-year old daughter Hailey.

Britney Spears Out of Rehab, Out on the Town in Fishnets

Brit seen in fishnets!
Could she be out and whoring?
Just in a dance class.

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Britney is out on the town again, sporting brand new contact lenses. I'm not sure what to think about these... Obviously any of her natural appeal is gone, her brown wig looks plain and her fake blue contact lenses sparkle covering up the welling tears of what has turned into a turbulent life at such a young age. All that personal crap aside, what I want to know is how her contract stands... What does her record label do in these times?? Is this helping them at all? Surely they can profit somehow from this misfortune... nobody ever tries to step in when a pop star goes to shambles. So is she just washed up and dead to them OR do they get some kind of revenue from picture sales or what. Surely her movie or CD sales are not climbing with this fiasco. Maybe they are banking on the rights to her eventual best selling biography. Yeah, that's gotta be it.
These are the things that plague me... How are the intelligent people at her record label taking this massive problem and turning it into an asset.

Check out Brits new contacts here

Anna Nicole Smith Case: Stern Given Chance to Appeal DNA Results

Anna is long gone
But who will get her baby?
We should know next week!

Click here for the full story. The real question seems to be which greedy bastard (potential) father is going to get a heaping pile of cash! Or maybe I am just a cold hearted, soul less human being to come to that conclusion.... Yeah, that's probably it. I'm sure these guys have only the best interest in mind for the little baby girl.
Christ...I can't wait for the next act of this clown show to begin!! Bring it on Circus Circus, you can't hang with this!!

World's Fattest Man In Mexico

I just want to sing...
"Fat guy with a little wrist..."
Sing it with me now!

Click here for full coverage of this worlds fattest man and his quest to lose hundreds of pounds. For some reason, I really feel like using him as a crash pad. Or just bouncing on him or something..
Surely he has more cushioning than a traditional crash mat.
Safe back flips, here I come!

Japan's Ando wins women's world skating title without quad, Meissner is fourth

Figure skating time!
Ando wins the gold medal.
Greeeaat... We want the quad!!!!


Full story here.

'Simulated sex' ruled not serious

Little girl dry humped
Step dad simulated sex
30 months in jail.

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Nurse arrested for porn movie on a big wheel

What is going on!
I thought the big wheel was dull,
She sure spiced it up!

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